MBA Connection
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I was having a chat with one of my friends, It was a catching up after a long time chat and the conversation moved in such a direction, which can happen only between two MBA's. The amazing point was there was nothing substantial in the conversation; but still both of us had a hearty laugh and shared an amazing moment of connect. I am reproducing an excerpt of the conversation which happened between us-
Anu: Surat, city of bombs
me: cool, City of Diamonds as well
Shaadi ke liye shopping kar lo
:P
anu: ye y e..
u mean..pehle diamonds khareed ke rakh lu
fir ladka to mil hi jayega
lol
me: he he he
Aur kya
obviously
Ladka bhi khush rahega
anu: corrct
i shud optimize my time
me: ladki ne diamonds already khareed rakhe hai
mujhe dukhi nahi karegi
Diamonds ke liye
:P
anu: lol
mayb or mayb not..
me: Thats the nightmare guys have when they are palnnign to get married
"Mujhe 22 Carat Solitare chahiye" types
:)
anu: lol
but mister
there is smething called as credit also
coz.. agar main 10-20lac k diamond credit pe le lungi ....to uski vaat lag jayegi....
lol
ki holo?
me: He he he he
10-20 Lac ka credit
anu: yeah
me: baap re
anu: ajakl credit dene k liye bahut banks vaise bhi ghum rahe hain
me: Matlab tum shaadi ki annual returns main liabilities main lis hogi instead of assets
anu: vo sari zindagi chukata hi rahega
aur nahi to kya
me: Bechara structured financing ka course revise karta karta mar jayega
anu: kisi ke palle padungi ...to sochega ki pichle janam me koi ghor paap kiya hoga
me: :)
anu: lol
lol
LOL
arrey uski khud ki life imbalance ho jayegi.... balance sheet kya banayega :D
me: Persona Life Sub Prime crisis
the asset which looked strikingly attractive on the eve of the marriage turned liabilities in the longer term
Leading to Bankruptcy
Awesome Awesome
lets Recommend US govt they should design a bail out package around you :P
for financing all your diamonds
what say?
anu: lol
pls recommend them
atleast wud fetch me lotsa limelite
if nothing else
:D
me: he he he I might also get the Nobel Prize for solving the Sub prime Crisis
Win-Win-Win Situation
:)
anu: yo yo