Monday, March 12, 2007

World War III

I am sure you people would have been shocked by the title, but I was checking my spam folder one of these days to delete all the Crap I get. I read the titles of some of the spam messages. Actually its sometimes so funny and all the subject lines suggested me only one thing that the third world war had begun and unknowingly I or if not me then at least my mail box has been a party to it.
I am just writing this to tell the world that i have nothing to do with any missiles, aircrafts and satelites that have been talked about in all those spam mails. More so about the attack on the Supreme Court and the terrorist. I have read the news of Saddam Hussain being hung to death and I believe the media, and I have nothing to do if he is still alive. I mean I didnt even opened these mails.

Its so ridiculous to have such mails in ur mailbox as spam. IThey really expect someone sane who would open mails like these. Spammers at least you can think of better subject lines. Best of luck next time!!!

Current Song: Let it be- The Beatles (Real words of Wisdom)

Posted by Prats at 2:51 AM  

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Search for Search Optimization

I know I have been either too lazy or too busy for past few days to contribute anything to my little space in this virtual universe. Now that I am back, and yes I am amused and I am angry. Actually I am unable to decide that what reaction is more suitable for the occasion. The Google Analytics shows me that I have been getting hits on my blog despite it not being updated frequently, and these hits are coming directed from searches on Google. It is quite relaxing to know that Google is aware of my miniscule existence, but the greater matter of my amusement and concern are the keywords that are directing users towards my blog are-

1- Infosys girls pics

2- SIBM sexy girls

I mean, please I haven’t even joined Infosys and I hardly know anybody from Infosys. I agree that I made a community for the new management recruits there, and I know a couple of girls from that, but for heaven’s sake I don’t posses any pictures. Nor do I have any intention of posting them and converting my decent little blog into a official infosys girl watching center. But it sounds like a good idea, may be I can make money through adsense. :-)

Now coming back to my very own SIBM, I am speechless. People can be so optimistic that they believe that SIBM is going to have so many sexy girls that someone will manage a portfolio online. If these searches are by someone from within, buddy you already know what you got. Searching online won’t produce new results, so why don’t you just look around I am sure, the search would be far quicker, cleaner and effective and won’t leave trails like these. Now for the outsiders, I believe you are being too optimistic about your search results. There are only very few so called sexy girls in SIBM. Why don’t you just walk inside the campus and see the huge parity existent. Now for the SIBM girls who mistakenly got to read my post (I know some u have been forced by me to read.) if you are wondering you belong to the SIBM sexy girls. Please don’t ask me to comment on that, decide that for yourself, I can’t help you with this all I can tell you is that the amount of your being ogled at is not a function of how hot you are, but rather a function of the skewness of the gender ratio in SIBM.

But you know writing all this doesn’t solves my problem. Does it?

Anyways adieu till next post….

Current music track: Ya Rabba (Very Nice Song)

Posted by Prats at 2:39 PM